what would you do?

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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. > It's after> midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he> would be a> witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and> he wants to> catch her in the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees.> > Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into> the bedroom.> The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back> and there is> his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun> to the naked> man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I> lied when I told you I> inherited money:> HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.> HE paid for our new
Mercedes Benz convertible.> HE paid for your Senator's season tickets..> HE paid for our lake front house at Okanagan Lake .> HE paid for our cottage in Eganville.> HE paid for our speed boat.> HE paid for your Hunt Club membership, and HE even pays for> your monthly> dues!'> > Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the> gun. He looks> over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'> > The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his a$$ with that> blanket before he> catches a cold.'>

[E_]

I'd have shot both of them in the crotch.

[Lock5]

I would ask him if he wants a back rub.