Medical Conference
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:23 pm
At a Medical Conference
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference:
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into
another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and said:
"Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and
put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"
The Russian doctor got up and said:
"My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put
it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"
Not to be outdone,
The American doctor stood up and addressed the conference:
"Well," he said,
"My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an a$$hole out of
Chicago, put him in the White House , and have half the country looking for work in 24
hours!"
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference:
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into
another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and said:
"Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and
put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"
The Russian doctor got up and said:
"My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put
it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"
Not to be outdone,
The American doctor stood up and addressed the conference:
"Well," he said,
"My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an a$$hole out of
Chicago, put him in the White House , and have half the country looking for work in 24
hours!"
