Grandma's advice
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:48 am
Subject: Grandma's Advice
Oh how we all yearn for the good ol' days.....
My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up,
and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take
to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like
pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.
We were sitting in a park, having just finished collecting some 40 soda
bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that, some day, I would find a wonderful woman and
start my own family. "And always remember this one thing," she said.
"Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?", I asked her.
She answered in her soft Irish voice,'Makes your dick look bigger.'
.....Kinda brings
a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Oh how we all yearn for the good ol' days.....
My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up,
and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take
to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like
pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.
We were sitting in a park, having just finished collecting some 40 soda
bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that, some day, I would find a wonderful woman and
start my own family. "And always remember this one thing," she said.
"Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?", I asked her.
She answered in her soft Irish voice,'Makes your dick look bigger.'
.....Kinda brings
a tear to your eye, doesn't it?