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Selling your stuff....
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:17 pm
by katie
Thanks re3too, I needed this laugh today!
Well, the "system" would not let me upload the picture, but y'all get the idea...
One lazy Sunday morning, the wife & I were quiet and thoughtful sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
When I die, I want you to immediately sell all of my stuff.
Now, why would I want to do something like that, she asked?
He replied, well, I figure a woman as fine as yourself would want to remarry, and I don't want some other a$$hole using my stuff,
She looked at him intently and said:
What makes you think I would marry another a$$hole?

Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:35 pm
by re3too
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:34 pm
by $parechange
I see no humor in this!
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:10 pm
by DMS
Shooter711's dad would only cut 1 rick of wood at a time saying he would hate to die and some other man stay warm on his woman AND wood.
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:10 pm
by E_
Jeff, maybe you will find humor in this...
Hey Katie and Barb,
LOL One was even by Katie.... LMAO
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Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:06 pm
by re3too
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:18 am
by kdfwr911
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:39 am
by Nervous Wreck
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:33 am
by re3too
What is wif you and your death wish?

Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:41 pm
by katie
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:42 pm
by katie
NO!!!!!

Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:25 pm
by re3too
FUE!

Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:28 pm
by $parechange
She does get more like me everyday. She can't help it! I know you are all Jealous. I have had many years to get to this status. But you all just keep on trying.
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:56 pm
by E_
LMAO
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:32 pm
by re3too
Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:01 pm
by E_
re3too wrote:
What is wif you and your death wish?

This applies to friendships.
..and jokes too. LOL Must be nice for $pare to see these jokes a few months later and they are new to him again... LMAO

Re: Selling your stuff....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:15 pm
by Nervous Wreck