4 guys fishing

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First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'
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| Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
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| Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
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| They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”
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| Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
| When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
| Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
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| 'Fishing or Sex?'

| And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'