My high school class

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My high school class

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You were in my Class in High School

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

Well . . . You'll love this one.

My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Southside High School .

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Green Hornet," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1962. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!” I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled Faced,

Fat-Assed,

Gray-Haired,

Decrepit

Son-of-a-Bitch

Asked,

"What Did You Teach???"
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=))

Oh you sooo missed making a BD joke...
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That was Barb. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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FUE and FUS! :ymtongue: :ymtongue:
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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What, I was just missing a letter, I just meant he missed making a BAD joke... Yep.. That's what I am sticking to...
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:^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o FUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUEFUE! :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o :^o
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