before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful
options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the
seats
directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your
butt in the summer heat. I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking
a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I
explained
that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your a$$
year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership.
