Don't lose your grandson

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
"The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."

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that was more thank likely the most helpful information he could have given.