Darn women drivers

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--- On Wed, 9/2/09, Vanessa Mudd <doodah21@mac.com> wrote:

From: Vanessa Mudd <doodah21@mac.com>
Subject: d@mn Women Drivers
To:
Date: Wednesday, September 2, 2009, 2:07 PM




Repeat, but still funny, well, not really, there is too much of this going on on the roadways!!! I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.

This morning on the Interstate- 70 I looked over to my left and there was a -----

Woman

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her
rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much---
I dropped My electric shaver ,
Which knocked
The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car,

Using my knees against

the steering wheel,

It knocked
My cell phone

Away from my ear

Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,

Splashed,

And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the d@mn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call.
d@mn
women drivers