A driver
is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his
window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have
kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On
average, how much is everyone
giving?'
'About a
gallon'
help Obama
Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky
-
Lock5
- MASTER MEMBER
- Posts: 1019
- Joined: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:17 pm
- Marina/Ramp: Usually put in at State Dock or Ali II, I can be at the lake in 1 hr. 45 min. But we boat on the Ky River, Taylorsville Lake, Green River. Ect.....
- Location: Down Wind from Wild Turkey Distillery
Re: help Obama
Need a lite? 