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INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT SEX:


Global Facts . . .



At Any Given Moment:







FACT:
79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now.






FACT:
58,000,000 are kissing.



FACT:
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.



FACT:
1 old timer is reading emails.




You hang in there, RE3 . .. .
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=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) 8-} =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Actually, Jeffie...Methinks the shoe fits you better! Read your !@#$%^& email! :D :ymtongue:
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RE, I didn't get any email from you.
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LOL, Jeff please tell me you are just playing... If not RE3 has proved her point... =))
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Spare Change wrote:RE, I didn't get any email from you.
DUH! #-o #-o
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F U BOTH!!!!!!!!!!
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Spare Change wrote:F U BOTH!!!!!!!!!!
8-| 8-|
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E_HILLMAN wrote:LOL, Jeff please tell me you are just playing... If not RE3 has proved her point... =))







#-o I'm speechless..... good thing he's purdy tho, LOL
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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katie wrote:
E_HILLMAN wrote:LOL, Jeff please tell me you are just playing... If not RE3 has proved her point... =))







#-o I'm speechless..... good thing he's purdy tho, LOL
I don't wanna call him stoopid so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and jist say he had a BIG OLE SENIOR BRAIN FART! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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RE3, is that where the phrase "he done $hit his brains out" comes from? =)) :ymdevil: =))
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katie wrote:RE3, is that where the phrase "he done $hit his brains out" comes from? =)) :ymdevil: =))
Could be! :D
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Maybe he experienced Armageddon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY

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