A dentist noticed that his
next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these
gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada
with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes
walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry,
then
peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well.
I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during
a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just
envisioning how condoms are made!'
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Oh gee thanks! I have a dental appt. Mon. and will probably make an a$$ of myself thinking about this stupid joke! 
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Don't use that as an excuse! LMAO
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Since you're a$$ all over, you must not exist anymore, poopboy!E_HILLMAN wrote:Don't use that as an excuse! LMAO
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I told you Barb, just mail your teeth in. You will have them back in just a few days. 
