After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an
old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever
having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,
"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the
way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in
the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go
there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b-i-t-c-h
he's runnin' around with."
