Heart attack

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Heart attack

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Grandpa

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The
family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor
appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but
his
heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped
against her cheeks with shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the family
before!"
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