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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)





Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done that!
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You better believe it! :D ;;)
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=)) =)) I wanna tour the condom factory! Wanna join me re3too? :D
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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:^o
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=)) =)) wrong.... =)) :ymdevil:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Sorry it was the first thing that popped to my mind.. =))
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katie wrote:=)) =)) I wanna tour the condom factory! Wanna join me re3too? :D
Only iffin we gits to be special inspectors! :D :D
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