a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide
down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
Sooooo....
'From now on when I say BELL 1'
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
'The next night he came home from work and yelled:
' BELL 1'
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2'
the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3',
they began making love.
After a few minutes the
wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?'
asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied.
'YOU'RE NO WHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
