Taxidermist

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Date: Saturday, January 8, 2011, 9:38 AM





> Taxidermist
> A guy walks into a bar down in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
>
> All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
> some pitiful Yankee from the north.
>
> The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
>
> The guy says, "No, I'm from Minnesota."
>
> The bartender says, "What do you do in Minnesota?"
>
> The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
>
> The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
> taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
>
> "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
>
> The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

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