What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?

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Ear:
SEED
PAINTBRUSH
"SOME BALLS"
SLAG
MAKEUP BRUSH
PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR
GASOLINE
BUTTERFLY
HERSHEY KISS
"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

Nose:
EAR PLUG
CRAYON
PLASTIC EYEBALL
HEART-SHAPED GEM
DIME
PENNY
NICKEL
AA BATTERIES
SPONGE
SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK
2 ERASERS
MULCH
"PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS"

Throat:
DETERGENT PACK
WHISTLE
ENGAGEMENT RING
"SWALLOWED A QUARTER WHILE TAKING A SHOWER"
"DOING MAGIC TRICK AT SCHOOL & SWALLOWED A QUARTER"
SCHOOL LOGO MAGNET
CONFETTI
SCREW
A TACO
BALL OF STRING
A BEE

Penis:
PENIS PLUG
20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS
DICE
FISHTANK AIRHOSE
ANTENNA
SEWING NEEDLE
BB PELLET
"WIDE WOODEN DOWEL"
NAIL
PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS
WIRE
MARBLE
EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

Vagina:
GLUE STICK
BARRETTE
SMALL FINGER VIBRATOR–"IT'S STILL ON"
TOILET PAPER
"LONG BLACK OBJECT"
PENIS RING
RIVET
"WORMS COMING OUT OF PEE-PEE"—PINWORMS
SPOON
PENCIL ERASER
PLASTIC BOTTLE OF CREAM (LID STILL ON)
NAPKINS IN VAGINA TO HAVE SEX DURING PERIOD

Rectum:
PENCIL
PENCILS
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
COLOGNE BOTTLE
LOTION JAR
SODA CAN
SODA BOTTLE
FLASHLIGHT
BATHTUB STOPPER
SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)
SOCK
ICE PACK
END OF CURTAIN ROD
"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"
VIBRATOR
VIBRATOR BATTERY
COVER OF VIBRATOR
TIP OF VIBRATOR
"BIG PURPLE DILDO"
"PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM"
LIGHTER
TOY SUBMARINE
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP
POOL BALL
LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"
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Holy Crap! :ymsick:
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Has anyone seen my car keys....
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Where did you stick them? :ymdevil:

BTW....I'm surprised they didn't find any heads stuck up any arses! :-? #-o #:-s
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Leave it to Hillman to come up with this, But yes I have seen a lot of that working in the ER and ICU. People are Crazy!!! :ymsick:
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re3too wrote:Where did you stick them? :ymdevil:

BTW....I'm surprised they didn't find any heads stuck up any arses! :-? #-o #:-s
"where did I stick them? I dont know." replied Nebrios as he put on laytex gloves. "How bout you and E come here and let me check."
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NOPE!
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Some time ago, I heard one of those hollyweird types let some kind of animal crawl up inside his poop shute. Think it was a Ferret. Can't even imagine!
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Just when you think it can't get any worse...................ARMAGEDDON! #:-s 8-| :ymsick: [-(
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My wife works in endoscopy, she has been called in for worse than is on the list........
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I was a OR nurse for almost 20 years. I can remember the docs having to take patients to surgery to pull out a dolls head, potatoes, wooden apples, vibrators of all shapes, colors and size, plus one guy who let his partner use a bathroom faucet on him. Ultimately it got him a colostomy due to the damage and perforated colon and a call to his wife as she had to sign the consent for surgery as he was so doped up with pain meds and could not legally sign his consent.
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What is wrong with people! Sheesh! :-s :ymsigh:
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Too much time on their hands? WOW!
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In this instance I don't think it is time that is on their hands! :ymsick:
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That's why its a bad idea to hold in farts. The travel up the spine to the head...that's where $hitty ideas come from.
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DMS wrote:That's why its a bad idea to hold in farts. The travel up the spine to the head...that's where $hitty ideas come from.
That must be why us ole folks is so smart! We couldn't hold 'em in iffin we tried! :D #:-s #-o
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:ymsick:
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E_HILLMAN wrote::ymsick:
:^o :^o Nuthin' makes you sick, poopboy!
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$hit fire?
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