Grandma & Grandpa

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The Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers:
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> Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
> Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always
> made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.
> Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old
> granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him
> and his granddaughter.
>
> One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
> like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
> their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the
> rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.
>
> When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
> grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
> he asked. "Oh, yes, Papa, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a
> single a$$hole, blind bastard, dip $h1t or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
>
> Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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