Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as
he typed: P...E...N...I...S
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***