Dating memories

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Dating memories

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Dating Memories
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.
Champagne. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. A nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?"
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8-| 8-| oh brother..... deep indeed.. (-|
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Fond memories of my lovely spouse. Thats why i married her. She always orders lobster now!
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