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Buy the Bull
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> A brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects a bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
> After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news.
>
> She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram
to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
>
> I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so
we can haul it home."
>
> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, and then
adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
>
> Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
>
> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send
her the word "comfortable."
>
> The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know it you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul
that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word Comfortable?
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> The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it
very slowly...........com-for-da-bull