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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,

"Lord, we don't need you anymore.

Science has finally figured out a way to create life Out of nothing. In other words, we can now do

what you did in the 'beginning !!."



"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form

it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus

creating man."

"Well, that's interesting . Show Me. "

So the scientist bends down

to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts GOD
"Get your own dirt."