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GRRRRRRR!!!!!! Ready for this workday to be over! Make that this week darnit!

Seems I have to work at this harder and harder everyday.... it's tough knowing where my money is going...

Wait until you retire and then you can sit around and watch your hard earned retirement income being chipped, chipped away! Gotcha by the proverbial sh--- h----!

wow, you actually know where yours is going?

katie wrote: GRRRRRRR!!!!!! Ready for this workday to be over! Make that this week darnit!

Seems I have to work at this harder and harder everyday.... it's tough knowing where my money is going...

Fire Jeff. That ought to save a few $$$

YEah i was wondering for a minute if she meant him....

FasterThanYou wrote:

katie wrote: GRRRRRRR!!!!!! Ready for this workday to be over! Make that this week darnit!

Seems I have to work at this harder and harder everyday.... it's tough knowing where my money is going...

Fire Jeff. That ought to save a few $$$

that's funny right there.... nah, that wouldn't help, we both work for the "ein's" now ...... thanks Faster, I needed that today!

E_HILLMAN wrote:YEah i was wondering for a minute if she meant him....

nah, I'll just keep bringing up the rear, probably till I'm "gone"

And a great rear she has!

E_HILLMAN wrote:wow, you actually know where yours is going?

Yeah! I'm pretty good at recognizin' fockin' a$$holes! Aren't you?

A farmers quote
"* Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll jus' kill you..."

I have spent the last 4 hours (solid) just correcting other peoples' mistakes, is the moon in a "bad phase" or what???

ARe you looking at Jeffies Reports again? lol

Poor Jeffie, he's gonna get whooped when they get home.

fortunately today it's not only Jeffie's......

I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but dayam Sheniqua, can't anybody do anything? Dang, I think I just figured this out..... I AM OVER-QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB!

Sorry you're having such a bad day, katie. That's why I hate to have to call about anything. I knows I'se speakin' English but from the answers I get I thinks I must be speakin' wif a mouf full of chit! It can't be that we're jist too old and responsible, can it katie?

As far as Jeffie, goes, well......

Just too old for the old bullchit re3too! Doesn't seem to matter the age, I'm thinking many just plain ole don't care anymore!
Times are just tough for many and well, the youth of this country (under 30) think we owe them just for showing up...

Sadly, you are correct, katie. Scares the poop outta me!

Thats a lot of scarin Re!

STFU, Jeffie!

Well, if you haven't watched Glenn tonight, that won't make you feel any better. Sheesh! It will make you further confirm that people are just plain stupid. I mean stupid!!! It will confirm to the politicians that they are wanting to be taken over. They will get what they deserve. Me, I'll fight till my death!

I ABSOLUTELY TEEETOTALLY FRICKING R%$&(*#$)(*&$)(*$&)(#$&#)(&* hate )%&@#$&$&*$&#)($ forwarded text and e-mails that tell you something awful will happen to you if you don't forward it...


Got this one from my middle sister on my way to work this am... ARGH!!!


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Kings 8:23 A blessing is coming to you in the form of money. Dont ask questions, just fwd to 10 ppl.The devil said you wont take the time & do this. Prove him wrong & thank Jesus for giving his life 4 you. Send to10 ppl & get good news in one hour.

Give this rose to every person u care about including me if u care. Try 2 collect a dozen. Its harder than u think. The president of Argentina received this picture and called it junk mail, 8 days later his son died. A man received this & immediately sent out copies... his surprise was winning the lottery. Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute; she lost her job & he lost his family. This picture is miraculous & sacred. Send to 10 people....

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear that E! Poor girl, just trying to save your marred young soul.... I have a couple of those people too... Love 'em to death. Just know this is their "porn" so to speak, so think of how many ummmm, funny emails you forward and if you get one of theirs a day, probably not doing bad....

But mind don't say... If you don't laugh at this 1000 Spider monkeys will rip your heart from your chest, eat it, then poop in your face and Jesus will d@mn your soul to hell.. lol

It all comes back to the poop, doesn't it E! Sheesh! What a poopbopy! BTW......I used to delete all those and I'm still here but from now on I know where I'm sendin' them!

LMAO @ Barb! Good idea but I'm afraid he would do that to me when I meet him!


oooops, I forgot VENT VENT

Where's the sunshine darnit, starting to feel like a slug!

I mailed some to ya! Didn't you get it yet? Freakin' gubment postal service!

ummmm, NO. Did not arrive today either.... (maybe they have been cutting back on them ponies feed, lol)

Or I might have spit on the wrong side of the "O" stamp!

re3too wrote:Or I might have spit on the wrong side of the "O" stamp!

That's great!!!!

re3too wrote:Or I might have spit on the wrong side of the "O" stamp!

well re-send it and turn the danged stamp over!!! go from this.... to this...

If anyone has the secret to fixing STUPID AND LAZY, I would sure appreciate your secret!!!

katie wrote:If anyone has the secret to fixing STUPID AND LAZY, I would sure appreciate your secret!!!

Your fault......You married him.

FasterThanYou wrote:

katie wrote:If anyone has the secret to fixing STUPID AND LAZY, I would sure appreciate your secret!!!

Your fault......You married him.

LOL LOL LOL... chit, now I gotta clean up my keyboard dangit!! ahhhh, that helped a little
P.S. my kids remind me of that all of the time

I have found there is NO cure!!! I have tried and tried and tried......but can't teach certain people anything!

Seems to get "dumb and dumber" out there as the years go on, maybe I just have less patience to it....

OK this is for venting right? Let me have a chance!

I am on this project with a guy from India running it that is a total moron!!!! I mean a moron with a capital M!!!!!!!!

He work for a company that I won't name but it starts with an "I" and ends with an "M". What an idiot, he doesn't hear a thing that we say. We make a statement and he says "Yes" and "Thats correct" then the next day we get an email asking about the same issue!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!

I work with a lot of people from India every day, that's just the nature of our business these days and most are great people, like you and I just making a living feeding their family and all that. It's not their fault we have outsourced all the work to them so I don't take that out on them but this one guy is an idiot!!!!! It's like the lights are on but nobody is home!!!!! I am so, so sick of dealing with this guy. I have told his management that they either replace him or I pull my support which means that the project stops, dead in it's tracks.


btw Spare, you better thank me for taking the focus off you!!!!!!

I have learned when working with people from India or the phillipines that when they keep saying yes and they are nodding their heads they have NO CLUE what is up.

Well I was taking a chit earlier and when I got done I glanced over at the chit ticket outpost and noticed the lack of the above described, dang, all out of chit tickets. My vent is replace the chit ticket outpost with a fresh spool if you are the one that makes it to the golden roll. That way the guy after you doesn't have to come out of the chitter with a brand spankin new sleeve-less summer shirt...

On the plus side I got a sweet new sleeve-less shirt...

Side Note: Spell check recognizes the word "chit" and gives it the stamp of approval, however "chitter" does not pass and receives no stamp.

It's a good thing you weren't wearing a wool knit sweater!!!!

FireEscape wrote:Well I was taking a chit earlier and when I got done I glanced over at the chit ticket outpost and noticed the lack of the above described, dang, all out of chit tickets. My vent is replace the chit ticket outpost with a fresh spool if you are the one that makes it to the golden roll. That way the guy after you doesn't have to come out of the chitter with a brand spankin new sleeve-less summer shirt...

On the plus side I got a sweet new sleeve-less shirt...

Side Note: Spell check recognizes the word "chit" and gives it the stamp of approval, however "chitter" does not pass and receives no stamp.

Why the he!! does the frickin' tax system in this country have to be so frickin' difficult! The pain of figuring out the BS forms is as painful as the rectal exam feelin' ya get when you pay them! That stimulus check crap alone plus the $250 SS pittance payment my hubby didn't ask for but got anyway, has created the need for another extra form that has to be filed in order to not be taxed for chit we didn't even want in the first frickin' place! And that's jist one thing!

I don't even want to get started....

http://turbotax.intuit.com/

It will do all the forms for you and then file electronically. We've used it for years.

Dang, by the time you pay for them to do your state return as well it costs you just as much as going to an accountant and letting them do all the work.

E_HILLMAN wrote:Dang, by the time you pay for them to do your state return as well it costs you just as much as going to an accountant and letting them do all the work.

I hear that. Are we the only state that taxes you, gives you a refund, then taxes you on that refund?? WTF

_____ wrote:

E_HILLMAN wrote:Dang, by the time you pay for them to do your state return as well it costs you just as much as going to an accountant and letting them do all the work.

I hear that. Are we the only state that taxes you, gives you a refund, then taxes you on that refund?? WTF

Unfortunately no. What a racket...

Did you know that ANY KY State Tax office has to do your taxes for you "Free" of charge? This includes your federal taxes as well! They don't advertise it a lot but I use them every year and they have always got me plenty of money back.

HEck no I didn't know that!

E_HILLMAN wrote:HEck no I didn't know that!

Who'da thunk you could learn from a Canuck!

E_HILLMAN wrote:HEck no I didn't know that!

Anything you need to know about the USofA just ask the Canadian!

Hey, that may make a good radio show "Ask the Canadian"

Tell you a funny story.

We were getting off a plane in Atlanta to catch a connection to LEX. The couple in front of us was about to miss their connecting flight so I reached back to the overhead bin since he couldn't reach it, grabbed his bag, threw it to him and said, "GO"

After this happened:

Some lady in an obnoxious tone: Where are you going to?

Me: Lexington

Lady: Well, where's that?

Me: Kentucky

After a slight pause

Lady: Aren't you going to ask me where I'm going?

Me (in an obnoxious tone): Sure, where are you going?

Lady: Vancouver, do you know where that is?

Me: Sure do

another pause

Me: Isn't it funny how we know so much more about Canada than they know about us?

Some guy: That's not really true

Me: I Know. I was being facetious for her benefit.

She was probably an American visiting Vancouver!

KYCanuck wrote:She was probably an American visiting Vancouver!

Nope, she was headed home. She even said, "EH"

I told her to "take off"

Hoser!!!

We might just need to split a TWO FOUR this summer and talk some more.

OVERTIME SUX WHEN YOU'RE ON SALARY.... (not one big enough to include OT)

OK, I gotta new b*tch today....

Our company is preparing to throw away $25M worth of packaging because our CE contact in Europe moved!! This comes down from the heads via our FDA bureau.... (and this is just one product from only 1 division)

What has my panties in a wad today is... how come China can ship us baby toys with lead in them, dog food with poison but I have to make sure someone in Europe doesn't move or all of my $hit is bad?????

No wonder the big companies have moved out! It can't all be blamed on salaries & unions.

Doncha jist love these knee-jerk reactions? Kinda reminds ya of the gubment!

I have quit drinkin and smoking. Have not drank in 3 years and have 5 days with no smokes. I am bored to death. It is turning cold which makes it even worse. I need a vacation to a hot sunny island. I also cannot beleive that there are still folks that support the 3 stooges (Obama, Pelosi & Reed) I am paying to many taxes! I still have 17 months before i retire.
( I am much younger than RE3)!

Good B*tch Big Daddy!!!

Spare Change wrote: ( I am much younger than RE3)!