movie quote game

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:59 pm

Howl and I used to love this game.....someone post a movie quote and the person who guesses posts a new quote.

You're Abe Froman?
That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
The Sausage King of Chicago?
[caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me.
Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Snooty?
Snotty.
Snotty?

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:14 pm

Ferris Buehler's Day Off

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:58 pm

Airplane.

"I think we need a bigger boat"

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:25 pm

jaws

Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
I never take my skates off.

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:22 pm

Boogie nights.

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I felt like destroying something beautiful."

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:24 pm

Ok we give what is it?

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:59 pm

Fight Club

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:58 pm

Ok, that might have been a game killer....

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:03 pm

this game can't be killed that easy! Next quote....

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."

~the poster of this quotes means no disrespect to homosexuals or loose women.

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:08 pm

I'll start it again... I have several from this movie too as it is one of my all time favorites.

Character One: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Character Two: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:09 pm

selfmedicated wrote:this game can't be killed that easy! Next quote....

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."

~the poster of this quotes means no disrespect to homosexuals or loose women.

selfmedicated

I know I have it a little backwards... you beat me to it!

Smokey and the Bandit!

Now see my post above...

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:39 pm

Outlaw Josey Wales

"All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break em for no one, jou understand?"

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:43 pm

Tommy Boy

"I guess them fellas had it comin'"
"We all got it comin' kid."

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:44 pm

_____ wrote:Outlaw Josey Wales

"All I have in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break em for no one, jou understand?"

Scarface

Fellow: Miss?
Lady: Yes sir?
Fellow: It seems to me lookin' around, that it's almost all women workin' here; and that they're all very pretty. Is that common?
Lady: Well... __________ _________, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
Fellow: Well, that's... charming.

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:48 pm

JabezBoy wrote:Tommy Boy

"I guess them fellas had it comin'"
"We all got it comin' kid."

Unforgiven

"Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!"

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:52 pm

Uh-oh. I think I was wrong with my Tommy Boy answer (but doesn't Dan Akroyd's character say that at the end of Tommy Boy?).
And now we have two strings going. Since I was probably wrong and Scarface was the correct answer, I think we go to that string.(?)

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:04 pm

JB

I'm just hitting them all! I don't know if I'm right or not. Answer them both if you can.

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:09 pm

Islander_212 wrote:
JabezBoy wrote:Tommy Boy

"I guess them fellas had it comin'"
"We all got it comin' kid."
Unforgiven

"Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!"

Liar Liar

"I was born a poor black child"

Post by E_ » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:11 pm

Islander_212 wrote:
JabezBoy wrote:Tommy Boy

"I guess them fellas had it comin'"
"We all got it comin' kid."
Unforgiven

"Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!"

Liar Liar

Well then, stick to it because you're a walking cluster f-u-c-k as an infantry officer. My men are hard chargers, Major! Leutenant Ring and Gunny Highway took a handfull of young fire pissers, exercised some personal initiative and kicked a$$

Post by E_ » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:12 pm

_____ wrote:
Islander_212 wrote:
JabezBoy wrote:Tommy Boy

"I guess them fellas had it comin'"
"We all got it comin' kid."
Unforgiven

"Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!"

Liar Liar

"I was born a poor black child"

\

The Jerk

Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla.

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:17 pm

_____ wrote:

Liar Liar

"I was born a poor black child"

The Jerk

A long one...

Scientist 1: [talking about the smokeless cigarette survey] Well of all the people we surveyed the results were just about uniform
CEO: Uh huh.
Div. President.: They all said they tasted like $h1t.
CEO: Like $h1t?
Scientist 2: $h1t was the consensus, yes sir.
CEO: They all said that? Nobody liked them?
Scientist 2: Fewer than 5%
CEO: You said the results were gonna be terrific
Div. President.: Well there's nothing wrong with 5%, Ross, I'll take 5% of the market anytime of the week
CEO: How much are we into right now?
Div. President: Right now?
CEO: To date, to here, to now?
Div. President: Upwards of 350.
CEO: We've spent 350 million dollars and we come up with a turd with a tip? God almighty, Ed! We put enough technology in this project to send a cigarette to the moon and we come up with one that tastes like it took a dump?
Div. President: We haven't even talked about the smell.
CEO: Oh what did they say that was like? A fart?
Div. President: Yep.
CEO: Oh you're not serious! They really said that?
Scientist 2: We have an awful lot of fart figures.
CEO: Tastes like $h1t and smells like a fart! Got ourselves one hell of a product on our hands it's one unique advertising strategy I'll tell ya that.

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:20 pm

E_HILLMAN wrote:
The Jerk

Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla.

E

I think both of yours is from Heartbreak Ridge.

"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:14 pm

Raising Arzona

Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:59 pm

Casablanca

"Tatoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:07 pm

JabezBoy wrote:Casablanca

"Tatoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."

Wedding Crashers

"Hablo, Smith and Wesson? You have the right to remain *dead*. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a *coroner*. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you."

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:45 am

Running Scared?

"Tis but a scratch"
"Your arms off!!!"
"No it isn't"

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:52 pm

Monty Python - the Holy Grail

Woman: "Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen to what a woman says when she's in the throes of passion. They say the darndest things.
Man: Yeah, you said "________"!
Woman: Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using his name?

katie · Post by **katie** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:30 pm

Bull Durham

There, I said it, I pray but I ain't goin to none of them churches in a tent.....I suppose they would make me eat one of them live chickens or something.....

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:05 pm

Fried Green Tomatoes??

katie · Post by **katie** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:20 pm

"Steel Magnolias"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:33 pm

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:33 pm

katie wrote:"Steel Magnolias"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Godfather

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick"

JabezBoy · Post by **JabezBoy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:29 pm

Ah! Steel Magnolias! I knew it was a chick flick, but couldn't put my finger on it.
There are TWO strands out there now. One is Spare Change's which appears to be a sci-fi flick (to which i am clueless.). The others is ___ 22 which is GHOSTBUSTERS I believe.

First guy: "You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?"
Second Guy: "____, I anticipate a deeply religious experience. "

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:42 pm

_____ wrote:
katie wrote:"Steel Magnolias"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Godfather Wrong ___ It is from Blade Runner 1982

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick"

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:43 pm

Animal House

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:54 pm

Jabez, Animal house

________, did you come?
______________: A little.
_____: What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't.
________________: I came.
______: Oh my God, I can't believe you came. You are so immature.

This is my favorite movie of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:27 pm

There's two of mine way back up the list that no one has gotten yet either. This was during one of those times when several were posting at the same time. One of them may be kind of hard... I'll post them again if you cannot finde 'em.

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:31 am

Yes this thread has become FUBAR. Reminds me of.....nevermind.

Post by E_ » Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:38 am

The Hollywood Knights

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:39 am

What happened? A bunch of posts are gone now near the bottom.

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:46 am

Islander_212 wrote:What happened? A bunch of posts are gone now near the bottom.

More technical difficulties. It's almost like the other forum with all the posts disappearing.

I guess we could blame it on being Friday 13th....

Post by E_ » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:30 pm

Now now, none were deleted, they were lost.

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:50 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by E_ » Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:29 pm

E_HILLMAN wrote:The Hollywood Knights

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah

$parechange · Post by **$parechange** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:18 pm

Terminator

_____: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
______: That's a special feeling, _______.

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:16 pm

Dumb and Dumber

"Put your party hat on. We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead."

Pac22 · Post by **Pac22** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:27 pm

Ok since yall give, it was American Pie 2

Let's go holiday style. Here's an easy one.

"Lot of sap, little full, lot of sap"

Islander_212 · Post by **Islander_212** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:06 am

_____ wrote:Ok since yall give, it was American Pie 2

Let's go holiday style. Here's an easy one.

"Lot of sap, little full, lot of sap"

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (One of my favorites!)

Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I'm acting natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a f***kin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting

Post by E_ » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:40 pm

From dusk till dawn?

I can explain. They attacked me.
Gas came out of her...well, and then
they...and I...

Post by E_ » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:53 pm

Austin Powers.

Here is another...

"A buffet of safety?"
"I'm a safety girl."
- Edward and Vivian

Post by E_ » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:25 pm

Sunset Lady · Post by **Sunset Lady** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:46 pm

Pretty Woman?

Post by E_ » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:39 pm

Yep, now you gotta give us a quote.

Sunset Lady · Post by **Sunset Lady** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:20 pm

James : Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.

jpatton · Post by **jpatton** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:28 pm

Die Another Day.

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh1t."

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:41 pm

yay! love this game!

Back to the Future.

"I Want Your Clothes , Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle"

jpatton · Post by **jpatton** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:08 pm

Terminator 2.

Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

Sunset Lady · Post by **Sunset Lady** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:36 am

A league of their own.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid(Luke).

jpatton · Post by **jpatton** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:11 am

Star Wars (AKA Episode 4: A New Hope)

Person1: What's your prediction for the fight?
Person2: My prediction?
Person1: Yes, your prediction.
Person2: PAIN!!!