Why they voted DEM.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:45 am
When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but taxing the same gallon of gas at 34% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. (The sad part is, a lot of Democrats like Obama, Pelosi and Clinton actually believe this.)
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my **s that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
You can keep the "Change"...
I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns!
Get out and vote on November 2nd, 2010!
There should be another one added onto this:
I voted Democrat because I believe all illegals should be made citizens of the United States so they can vote Democrat in the next presidential election.
Oh, I have another one, I voted Democrat because I believe all gays and lesbians have their rights and should be able to get married in spite of what the Bible says.
Another one: I voted Democrat because I don't believe in honoring the flag and when everyone is standing to the Pledge of Alligence with their hands over their hearts I have my hand over my privates.
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but taxing the same gallon of gas at 34% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. (The sad part is, a lot of Democrats like Obama, Pelosi and Clinton actually believe this.)
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my **s that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
You can keep the "Change"...
I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns!
Get out and vote on November 2nd, 2010!
There should be another one added onto this:
I voted Democrat because I believe all illegals should be made citizens of the United States so they can vote Democrat in the next presidential election.
Oh, I have another one, I voted Democrat because I believe all gays and lesbians have their rights and should be able to get married in spite of what the Bible says.
Another one: I voted Democrat because I don't believe in honoring the flag and when everyone is standing to the Pledge of Alligence with their hands over their hearts I have my hand over my privates.