Snow White and 1 dwarf

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Snow White and 1 dwarf

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Snow White & One Dwarf.


The seven dwarfs always left to go to work
in the mine early each morning. As always,
Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare
their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with
the lunch, she saw that there had been a
terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing
the worst, Snow White began calling out,
hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.
"Hello... Hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone
hear me? Hello!"

For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
"Hello! Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within the
mine, singing;
"Re-elect Barrack Obama, vote for Barrack Obama...."
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,
"Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."





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