I said to him...... You wear pants don't you?
He said to me............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said..That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and fart
He said to me.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him.... They don't have time.
He said to me.. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him.... I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me.. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him... They already have boyfriends.
He said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
