Difference between the words complete and finish

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Difference between the words complete and finish

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“No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand, as is given below:
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED, but there is:
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!”


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Re: Difference between the words complete and finish

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LOL!
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=)) =)) =)) You know it!! =)) =)) :D
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