American history
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:58 am
The
teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She
saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry,
1775' he said. 'Very good! 'Who said, 'Government of the People,
by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'Again,
no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit More
difficult...'Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but
what you can do for your country?' Once again, Hodiaki's was the only
hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.
The
teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more
about our history than you do.
'She
heard a loud whisper: 'F . . k the Japs,''Who said that? I want to
know right now!' she angrily demanded. Little Hodiaki put his hand up,
'General MacArthur, 1945.'
At
that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna
puke.
'The
teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'
Again, Little Hodiaki says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now
furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Little
Hodiaki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now
with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little $h1t. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Little
Hodiaki frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to
the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'
The
teacher fainted.
As
the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh
$h1t, We're screwed!'
Little
Hodiaki said quietly, 'the American people, November 4,
2008.'
teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She
saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry,
1775' he said. 'Very good! 'Who said, 'Government of the People,
by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'Again,
no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit More
difficult...'Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but
what you can do for your country?' Once again, Hodiaki's was the only
hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.
The
teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more
about our history than you do.
'She
heard a loud whisper: 'F . . k the Japs,''Who said that? I want to
know right now!' she angrily demanded. Little Hodiaki put his hand up,
'General MacArthur, 1945.'
At
that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna
puke.
'The
teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'
Again, Little Hodiaki says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now
furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Little
Hodiaki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now
with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little $h1t. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.'
Little
Hodiaki frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to
the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'
The
teacher fainted.
As
the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh
$h1t, We're screwed!'
Little
Hodiaki said quietly, 'the American people, November 4,
2008.'
