Ed Zachary Disease
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:49 pm
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any
> sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
> with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
> known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all
> your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now,get down and craw
> reery, reery fass to odder side of room.' Again, the woman did as she
> was instructed. Dr.
> Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As she
> did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf
> Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
>
> The woman asked anxiously,'Oh no, Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your
> face look Ed Zachary like your a$$.'
> sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
> with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well
> known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all
> your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now,get down and craw
> reery, reery fass to odder side of room.' Again, the woman did as she
> was instructed. Dr.
> Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As she
> did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf
> Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
>
> The woman asked anxiously,'Oh no, Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your
> face look Ed Zachary like your a$$.'
