Meet Walter Barnes- the golpher

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Let's hope this happens to all of us!

Meet Walter Barnes - A golfer.



All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" All held up their hands, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I've outlived all them mother fockers" - as he calmly returned to return to his seat.

[katie]

jeffery, how in the heck can you misspell golfer?????

[re3too]

jeffery, how in the heck can you misspell golfer?????