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What I did this morning.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:35 am
by $parechange
What I did this morning:

This morning I waded across a raging river,
escaped from a rattlesnake in the brush, marched up
and down a mountain, walked through a patch of
poison ivy, crawled out of a deep sandpit, and ripped
my pants on a fish hook cactus!

My friend said, "Wow! You must be some outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer