Rut Row!!!!!!!!

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She
goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He
asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same
man and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a
vagina'? She slams the door again later that night when her husband
gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The
husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am
taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up
again'.

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm
going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I
want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where
he is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband and opens the
door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the
same question. 'Do you have a vagina'? 'Yes' she says. The man
replies: Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my
wife's alone and start using yours?

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