Prize Bass Boat
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:21 pm
A good ole Indiana boy named Jefferina won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His buddy Craig W came over to visit several days later. He sees Katie and asks where his buddy is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
Criag heads out behind the house and sees Jefferina sitting in a bass boat with a
fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
Jefferina replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."
Criag yells, "It's people like you that give people from ""Indiana"" a bad name,
makin everybody think ur stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His buddy Craig W came over to visit several days later. He sees Katie and asks where his buddy is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
Criag heads out behind the house and sees Jefferina sitting in a bass boat with a
fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
Jefferina replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."
Criag yells, "It's people like you that give people from ""Indiana"" a bad name,
makin everybody think ur stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"
