channel surfing

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Chuck and Maureen were at home watching TV.
Chuck had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
Maureen became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For God's sake Chuck, leave it on the porn channel ... you already know how to fish!"
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:-o =))
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:ymapplause: :ymapplause: Dumb focker!
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SHE DID IT AGAIN!!!!! E I want to file a formal complaint. She is calling me names, in the rules it is not allowed. I am NOT a dumb Focker!! You know I have a file and an attorney, I will sue your arss! OH no that was somebody else, I forgot.


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Please use the "report" button... =))
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