Amish woman

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An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer
stopped her.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that
the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as
soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped
around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so
you should have your husband check that too."

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about
the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong
with the emergency brake."