Barbie Doll
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:46 am
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds:
"Which one? We have:"
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and Divorced Barbie: $299.99
Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Jewellery
Ken's Money
Ken's Computer, and
Ken's Best Friend...
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds:
"Which one? We have:"
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and Divorced Barbie: $299.99
Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Jewellery
Ken's Money
Ken's Computer, and
Ken's Best Friend...
D@mn straight!!! I heard that Ken was a cheatin b@st@rd!! 
