priceless
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:17 am
PRICELESS
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore.
Science has finally figured out a way to create life Out of nothing. In other words, we can now do
what you did in the 'beginning !!."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form
it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus
creating man."
"Well, that's interesting . Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down
to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts GOD
"Get your own dirt."
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore.
Science has finally figured out a way to create life Out of nothing. In other words, we can now do
what you did in the 'beginning !!."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form
it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus
creating man."
"Well, that's interesting . Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down
to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts GOD
"Get your own dirt."