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The future????

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:27 am
by Jaybird
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
:D

Re: The future????

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:59 am
by E_
Oh a quick name change could have made this one even funnier. =))

Re: The future????

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:09 pm
by re3too
E_HILLMAN wrote:Oh a quick name change could have made this one even funnier. =))
FUE! X( X(

Re: The future????

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:53 pm
by E_
whaaat? lol =))

Re: The future????

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:33 pm
by re3too
E_HILLMAN wrote:whaaat? lol =))
You know whaaaat, poopboy! :ymtongue: :ymtongue:

Re: The future????

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:58 pm
by $parechange
LMAO! =)) Barb assumed that he was talking about her!!!!!!! If the shoe fits! :ymdevil: