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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

Now if this vaccum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

arrrgggghhhh..... It's VACUUM!!!!

Is anyone else as anal about spelling??? Seems we get worse and worse as society accepts all of this "jacked-up shorthand" for the tech world..... I even have a facebook friend who posts like she's texting and I have to work to try to figure out what the he// she is talking about.... grrrrrr

just had to let go... thanks for listening

...and you mauried merried murryed maryed married Jeff.

E_HILLMAN wrote:...and you mauried merried murryed maryed married Jeff.

iiiiiiiiii kno!!!! LOL.... Jaff, Jiff, Joff, Jefe When I was 20 I never would have thought it would get this bad, lol!
What the hell do we know when we're 20???? LOL

And then he became Jefferina!

re3too wrote:And then he became Jefferina!

He's been Jefferina before (I had to laugh when you guys started calling him that, he probably figured I told you to )

FU all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!