Reputation..... Dear Abby
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:10 am
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green.
One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently
lives in Lexington. She is still a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family.
I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her
about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green.
One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently
lives in Lexington. She is still a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family.
I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her
about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
