Awesome Bartender!

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Awesome Bartender!

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Guy enters a bar, bartender is a robot. Fixes a great drink, asks what's your IQ? Guy says 170, robot starts talking about physics, space exploration etc. Guy goes in next day, same thing, but he answers 100 to the IQ question. Robot talks about Nascar, football, local jobs, etc. Guy goes in 3rd day, same thing but he answers the IQ question "60". Robot leans over & asks "You guys still happy about voting for Obama?"
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#-o =)) =))
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:-o :))
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Shame on you guys! [-( [-(






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