Dems and republicans
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:40 am
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was
a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless
Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, an 'Obama' cap and a 'Save
the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around
trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly
fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up
and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious, Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs,the three loggers finished off the bear and two
of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.. 'I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I have
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,'Who was that guy?' 'It was the Pope,' another
replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get
another one?
rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was
a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless
Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, an 'Obama' cap and a 'Save
the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around
trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly
fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up
and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious, Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs,the three loggers finished off the bear and two
of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.. 'I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I have
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,'Who was that guy?' 'It was the Pope,' another
replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get
another one?