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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a trans-continental train.



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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own d@mn blanket..'

The End