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A little shopping humor

A lady walks into

Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to

inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly

farts.

Very

embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed

her
little whoops and

prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. As she
turns around, her worst

nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.

Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he
displays all of the

qualities one would expect of a professional in a
store like Tiffany's.

He politely greets the

lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"

Blushing and

uncomfortable, but still hoping that salesman somehow missed
her little "incident," she

asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam...

if you farted just looking at it -- you're going to
$h1t when I tell you the

price."