Post Office Job
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:37 am
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me
to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You
can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P..M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours,
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in
you coming in for that."
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The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me
to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You
can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P..M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours,
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in
you coming in for that."
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