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life savors

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:03 pm
by $parechange
The candy with a little hole in it




The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're a$$-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Re: life savors

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:41 am
by DMS
=))

Re: life savors

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:26 am
by FasterThanYou
:-o