Rubber Gloves
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:04 pm
A dentist noticed that his
next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these
gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada
with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes
walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry,
then
peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well.
I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during
a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just
envisioning how condoms are made!'
next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these
gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada
with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes
walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry,
then
peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well.
I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during
a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just
envisioning how condoms are made!'
