An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas , Texas ..........
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he
must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the
prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of
the infidel's and certainly no radio ........
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side,
stops the cab and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”
The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.
So get your a$$ out and wait for a camel.”
You gotta love Texas
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Re: Only in Texas
Ok, that's funny!
Character is not what you do or say when everyone is watching you, its what you do and say when no one else is around.